beg for the beads

you don’t choose the beads, the beads choose you

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1. How will the beads help you in your life? And how will the beads help you help others?

2. If you could kill anyone in history, who would it be and by what method? Details encouraged.

3. Height. Weight. Eye Color. Now what do you wish all three were, instead of are?

4. If you could have seen any musician in history live, who would it be and when?

5. If you had to compare LSPBs to a famous work of art, which one would it be and why?

6. What is the best cookie?

7. Describe the situation of the last time you told someone to fuck themselves. Paint a picture.

8. What is the craziest side hustle you’ve ever considered?

9. What languages can you speak?

10. When you know the battery is dead, why do you press harder on the remote control?

11. To kill an elephant, how many chickens would be required?

12. Which superpower do you want? And what are you doing with it?

13. Which side of the armrest is really yours at a movie theater?

14. Who killed JFK? And why?

15. What is the best Nicholas Cage Movie?

16. What is your last meal?

17. What’s a regret you have? Not your worst regret, we don’t need to hash that out. That’s what therapy is for.

18. What word do you always struggle to spell?

19. What is your favorite book? And does it have pictures?

20. In ping pong, should you have to win by 2?